The Cleaning Process - Part 1
0 Comments Posted by Nabeel K on Saturday, November 3, 2007 at 5:58 AM.
It begins with your blog of course - you delete all the spam comments one by one. (I don't turn on word verification because it might make the few people who comment here run away too - so I manually delete each and every spam message.) It's always stuff like,
Next up is your Gmail inbox and spam folder. It includes unsubscribing from accidental sign ups of unwanted newsletters. It doesn't take more than 10 minutes. (And who cares about hotmail inboxes anyway? I have 1000+ spam in my hotmail inbox.)
We move on to the real world from there, out of all the virtuality. You collect all your rotten and soiled clothes and throw them in the laundry hamper (if they're any less than that they're still clean, right?). You force them to fit in the hamper when it begins to overflow. Then you rush to the laundry room five blocks away, making sure you get 20-cent coins worth ten dollars on the way because that is how much laundry would take. (Batch processing only twice a semester means each time it will cost more.) You throw the necessary stuff in the washing machine and rush back to your room.
That is when you collect all the empty shopping bags (you tsk tsk yourself for not being environmentally friendly), and then start filling them up with all the garbage. Empty cans, bottles, empty juice and Milo boxes, used tissue papers, the 20% off coupons you will never use, styrofoam plates and trays, empty cigarette boxes, ash trays, that 18th century sandwich sitting in your refrigerator, and all the stuff in both your trash-bins - everything must go down the garbage chute.
Fascinating stuff I write on my blog, yes?
By this time you know your clothes need to be moved to the dryer, so you head down to the laundry room again. Then, after stopping at Super Snacks to get yourself a chocolate cheese waffle, you head back to the laundry room to fold all your clothes once they're dry and bring them back to your room.
You meet a friend on the way, who needs some of those extra 20-cent coins you have, and when he comes in your room, he proposes to make a trip to 7-11 to grab some drinks. You drink the next three hours away, before falling asleep while watching Arrested Development. After all, it was Saturday night. The cleaning process can continue on Sunday.
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Next up is your Gmail inbox and spam folder. It includes unsubscribing from accidental sign ups of unwanted newsletters. It doesn't take more than 10 minutes. (And who cares about hotmail inboxes anyway? I have 1000+ spam in my hotmail inbox.)
We move on to the real world from there, out of all the virtuality. You collect all your rotten and soiled clothes and throw them in the laundry hamper (if they're any less than that they're still clean, right?). You force them to fit in the hamper when it begins to overflow. Then you rush to the laundry room five blocks away, making sure you get 20-cent coins worth ten dollars on the way because that is how much laundry would take. (Batch processing only twice a semester means each time it will cost more.) You throw the necessary stuff in the washing machine and rush back to your room.
That is when you collect all the empty shopping bags (you tsk tsk yourself for not being environmentally friendly), and then start filling them up with all the garbage. Empty cans, bottles, empty juice and Milo boxes, used tissue papers, the 20% off coupons you will never use, styrofoam plates and trays, empty cigarette boxes, ash trays, that 18th century sandwich sitting in your refrigerator, and all the stuff in both your trash-bins - everything must go down the garbage chute.
Fascinating stuff I write on my blog, yes?
By this time you know your clothes need to be moved to the dryer, so you head down to the laundry room again. Then, after stopping at Super Snacks to get yourself a chocolate cheese waffle, you head back to the laundry room to fold all your clothes once they're dry and bring them back to your room.
You meet a friend on the way, who needs some of those extra 20-cent coins you have, and when he comes in your room, he proposes to make a trip to 7-11 to grab some drinks. You drink the next three hours away, before falling asleep while watching Arrested Development. After all, it was Saturday night. The cleaning process can continue on Sunday.
Labels: Arrested Development, Chocolate Cheese Waffle, Cleaning, Garbage, Gmail Spam, Super Snacks, Trash, Word Verification
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